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Lido Algures na Internet

Publicado em 17/09/2020

Pasquim vem do italiano “Pasquino”, nome de um sapateiro romano do século XV: à porta da oficina, foi encontrada uma estátua helénica do século III a.C., e criou-se o costume de nela colocar bilhetes satíricos, nem sempre primando pela elevação da linguagem.

Tough Way

Publicado em 09/09/2020

It’s a club that puts on shows, and you never really know what the show is going to be. In this specific case they brought out a young man who was in a leotard body suit, who, to me, I would diagnose him as a thalidomide baby. And he was blind as well, but he sang like Pavarotti. And while he was singing — I forget the song, it was like a ‘God Bless America’-type song — there was a woman who was in a thong bikini, who was large, performing sex acts on him while he was singing. Interesting, because I was with Mr. Trump at the time. It was not really a place I expected to be with him at. He looked over to me when he was finished, and I’ll never forget this, he looked me right in the face. He goes, ‘That’s a tough way to make a living.’

—Michael Cohen (Nota de rodapé 1823, descrevendo o clube The Act, no relatório do comité do senado sobre a interferência russa nas eleições dos EUA.)

Navalhada

Publicado em 06/08/2020

Diz o Pedro Mexia que quem dá a navalhada, tem de conviver com a cicatriz na cara de quem esfaqueou. Onde ele erra é que a cicatriz raramente é só uma. Ou na cara, o que acaba por facilitar imenso a convivência.